Miscellaneous: Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding...

By infortunatename - 01/08/2014 23:10 - United States

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2010 09:07 - Canada

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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By Rhea - 28/10/2009 11:00 - Australia

Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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By notsolucky - 28/08/2013 21:47 - United States - Stamford

Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 00:14 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML

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By unlucky - 16/12/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML

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By stillpoor - 14/03/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I found out I won a 20 000 dollar scholarship. After celebrating with my family by jumping around the room for a half-hour, we realized it was addressed to someone else with the same last name. When we called to tell her, she said it was weird because she had received my rejection letter. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I was supposed to hear back from a major scholarship competition. After months of waiting, during which my parents were convinced I had won, I discovered that my entry had never been received. Apparently the woman I had confirmed with had had a long day, and lied so that she could go home. FML

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By pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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littlesarahxo 30

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:02

Princess Consuela Bananahammock?

ashlynh1212 9

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:01

What's your name?

Comments

JustinTimeLords 4

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:19

Well at least it's not PrincessElsaYoloswag360noscope

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:27

You shouldn't be embarrassed by your name. It's your name. Have pride

Liiiiiiiiike 15

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:33

And dignity.

World_Burner 13

Sunday 3 August 2014 2:24

Hard to have pride when you have the same name as a politician.. lol

kmccain 27

Monday 4 August 2014 0:13

You wouldn't believe how much crap I got during the 2009 election. Having the same last name as a politician sucks.

angharadkate 1

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:31

What is your name?

Nilorak 24

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:38

Amy Walker perhaps.

blazerman_fml 17

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:31

Anita Bonghitt?

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:35

Never be ashamed. People have all kinds of crazy names. But never be ashamed of yours because that is who you are... People have to learn to accept you as you are.

Vanshikap 24

Saturday 2 August 2014 13:38

OP your gonna have to live with that name for a long time. U might as well get used to it. Not much u can do.

RoseS1977 8

Saturday 2 August 2014 14:15

I used to know a guy whose last name was "Dickweed" everyone snickered, but he told everyone he loved his heritage and therefore his name! You should just love your name OP... What's the use of being ashamed!?!?