By notsolucky - 28/08/2013 21:47 - United States - Stamford

Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
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mzrobinson 13

Sell it and use the money for cake!

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Screwie 25

Sell it for some extra cash - there's your prize.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

if I won the lottery,,I would spend it with everyone in here :-)

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noir_heart 8

What shitty lottery gives wine as a prize? That's lame. However, good luck on your recovery. I know how hard it can be. Give the wine to someone else as a gift so you don't have the temptation in your house.

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Treveyon56 14

A supermarket lottery if you can read. It wasn't a real lottery.

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noir_heart 8

Oh, I guess I only processed the "lottery" part. But still, supermarket lottery or not, they could've given a better prize than one bottle of wine.

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DocBastard 38

You can just send it to me, c/o DocBastard, Bastardland. I'm sure I can figure out something to do with it.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Hopefully not the same thing the patient in your user picture did... ;)

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Folly_fml 12

I want it to be the same thing that patient did, keep things steamy. You know?

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Sweet_Meli 11

Oh poo , I'm sorry op! Stay strong , the fact that your recovering is awesome ! Pshhht , who needs a cheap bottle of wine anyways. Keep your head up

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Fappy69 11

Don't feel bad OP. You can always give the wine away as a gift.

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zahra_786 19

Think of it as a test..don't let it fail you on your road of recovery :p. Give it as a gift :)! or sell it to a friend, could be worth a good amount.

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