By notsolucky - 28/08/2013 21:47 - United States - Stamford

Today, I won a lottery at my local grocery store. Excited, I went to claim my prize, only to discover it was a bottle of red wine. I'm a recovering alcoholic. FML
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mzrobinson 13

Sell it and use the money for cake!

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Enslaved 36

Or "Do you have the time To listen to me "wine"?

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UnicornFarts 15

About nothing and everything all at once I am one of those melodramatic fools neurotic to the bone no doubt about it.

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Epikouros 31

Sometimes I give myself the creeps... Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.

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catanita 18

Take it and give it to somebody else.

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liblob 6

i dont think some people seem to get on here the struggles recovering alcoholics have.

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w0rk3rj4ck 14

it will make a great present someday :)

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judea95 16

Bad luck OP. Hope you could exchange it for something of the same value

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guit4rheroine 6

I feel like when you enter these things you should have some idea of what the prize is? Like it sucks but ydl for not checking it out first I guess.

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mattrd_fml 31

tbere was a show hears ago called Grace Under Fire. it was a comedh, but the main character Grace was a recovering alcoholic. she had a bottle if wine on top her fridge and she called it her trophy because she could resist drinking it. This could be your trophy OP! Just a thought.

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