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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
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SeasonedLemur 5

Shiiiiiit! ****! that's literally THE worst fml I've ever read! if this fmls genuine I'm really really sorry for you mate! If I was in your shoes I'd probably shoot myself! But don't! I'd suggest pretending to have left something at her place, go round and rob the bitch!! Good luck fella.

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james_aka_frosty 3

even with the correction it doesn't make sense

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ninjaloverx3 0

what I don't understand is; how did he know he won if his girlfriend has the ticket ? o.0

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

I hope you signed the ticket before you broke up with her. If you didn't, then FYL. :

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CoconutMuffin 5

I want to say YDI, but I guess if you weren't happy with her, then you had every right to break up with her. FYL for truly messed up timing.

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timtuttlez 1

call the police. as long as you aren't married, you can tell them it's stolen

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moonglow93 4

dam that sucks ! well get back wither && take the money n run!!

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snooks99 0

hummm stupid idea? yess! u shouldve told the teacher dumbass!

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snooks99 0

hummm stupid idea?? yess u shouldve kept it dumbass!

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mante_fml 0

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awesomesauce8 0

thats what you get for playing the lottery

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snickers001 0

Karma ... and bad decision (:

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