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By anonymous - 17/05/2011 17:34 - United States

Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
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SeasonedLemur 5

Shiiiiiit! ****! that's literally THE worst fml I've ever read! if this fmls genuine I'm really really sorry for you mate! If I was in your shoes I'd probably shoot myself! But don't! I'd suggest pretending to have left something at her place, go round and rob the bitch!! Good luck fella.

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james_aka_frosty 3

even with the correction it doesn't make sense

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SeasonedLemur 5

Shiiiiiit! ****! that's literally THE worst fml I've ever read! if this fmls genuine I'm really really sorry for you mate! If I was in your shoes I'd probably shoot myself! But don't! I'd suggest pretending to have left something at her place, go round and rob the bitch!! Good luck fella.

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1215116a 14

I was wondering that to: Why does she have his ticket anyway? Anyway, if she was keeping it for him, he should have took it back when he broke up...

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Zmeilerr 22

It's your own stupid fault for not taking it before you broke up with her. Your stupidity earns her money. Going to think things through a little more next time huh?

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DarkHelmet 10

kick in her door take the ticket and then get her another when u get your winnings

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LanaBabii252 0

did you sign the back of the ticket? DUH

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valalvax 13

I'm not 100% certain how everything works with the lottery, but they should be able to verify it was you who purchased the ticket

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valalvax 13

I'm not 100% certain how everything works with the lottery, but they should be able to verify it was you who purchased the ticket

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Michaelgee 2

I guess you can say there's a reason why they call it "lady luck" -Bad Pun Man

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