BLONDES

How did you manage to poke your eye so often? Try those now fancy 3D glasses...

No part of this was smart, sorry.

I despise people who wear glasses "Just to look smart." I wear glasses because I need them. It isn't cool. It isn't fashionable. I don't like the fact that I HAVE to wear them or else I'm pretty much blind. It's horrible. You're lucky.

I hate how people who don't wear glasses wear hipster black ones then those whose glasses are real get made fun of.

You're really ******* stupid.

As a girl who actually NEEDS glasses, not wears stupid lensless ones to 'look smarter', when people wear fake glasses it makes me want to either punch them in the face or snap their fake glasses in half. I've had people accuse me of wearing fake glasses because I 'think they make me look cuter'. When it reaches the point that wearing fake glasses is such a popular thing that someone is accused of wearing fakes when they wear real glasses to see everyday is when I get annoyed. Seriously?

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Sounds like you need some real glasses. Or some real smarts, at least.

If you're gonna wear fake glasses, at least put fake lens. Then you wouldn't look like a jackass. I wear prescription glasses, if that matters