Geek: Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed...

By Sola - 11/05/2011 04:10

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

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By me - 04/04/2013 20:07 - United States - Parrish

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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By why - 20/01/2018 15:00

Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML

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By christine brown - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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By TooInnocent - 07/07/2016 17:44 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was told that I was no longer being considered for the Prison Officer job I have been interviewed for, because a social media check showed I had liked a picture of drugs, so my character is inappropriate. I thought it was a picture of candy. I've never even tried weed. FML

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What did you expect?

By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00

Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML

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By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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Far out

By mary b. - 15/08/2022 14:00

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML

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jackiemoonthepro 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:07

Mario, hero for all... even the high

x_Cupcakes 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:08

Well, how do you think Mario gets so high in the game?

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kemando 22

Thursday 12 May 2011 20:43

Game over?

pegasus187 9

Thursday 12 May 2011 21:14

that's bullshit! **** being PC!

doubleodoggy 0

Friday 13 May 2011 0:27

cmbohnerr 0

Friday 13 May 2011 0:55

my friend has that same shirt and my teacher even asked if she had to get the SRO down to our class for his shirt reffering to "doing mushrooms" hahha

Ganga666 0

Friday 13 May 2011 3:25

that's what you get for wearing a shirt with Mario on it

DeLpHe3zY 7

Friday 13 May 2011 7:40

Aw dang im sorry Op :( School is so stupid about that stuff nowadays.. grr

jokolopolop 0

Friday 13 May 2011 10:25

ydi for wearing a Mario shirt

allyssalopez 0

Friday 13 May 2011 16:25

Hahahahahahahaha.

teenager13 0

Friday 13 May 2011 21:22

dude that sucks Mario is like totally amazin u should have told them to go lick a clit

john2397 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 8:32

That definitely sucks!! Agreed schools now are WAY too ignorant about situations like that. I just heard at my cousin's HS, they are not allowed to give high fives or hugs or anything...no contact at all. Need to be back like it was in the good ol' days...when Mario & gang were just rad VG characters.