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By Sola - 11/05/2011 04:10

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

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By me - 04/04/2013 20:07 - United States - Parrish

Today, I told my bald, goatee-sporting chemistry teacher that he looks like Walt from Breaking Bad. I quickly got sent to the principal's office and received a 3-day suspension for "slandering" my teacher by implying that he makes meth. FML

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By why - 20/01/2018 15:00

Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML

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Back 2 school

By christine brown - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

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By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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By anon - 12/04/2011 10:09

Today, I wore a Stanford college T-shirt to school. My Spanish teacher took one look at it and said "You wish". FML

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Probably for the best

By TooInnocent - 07/07/2016 17:44 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was told that I was no longer being considered for the Prison Officer job I have been interviewed for, because a social media check showed I had liked a picture of drugs, so my character is inappropriate. I thought it was a picture of candy. I've never even tried weed. FML

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What did you expect?

By Effing buzzkill - 04/07/2023 10:00

Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML

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All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 12:00

Today, I wore a t-shirt that had a rainbow-ish multicolored design when I went to drop off my daughter at school. Another parent threatened to “call the authorities” on me for wanting to “poison” children with “f**got memorabilia,” and to “stop pushing my agenda” on them. I’m a straight dude. FML

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By fmlmylife - 11/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML

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Far out

By mary b. - 15/08/2022 14:00

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML

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jackiemoonthepro 5

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:07

Mario, hero for all... even the high

x_Cupcakes 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 12:08

Well, how do you think Mario gets so high in the game?

Comments

NeverShoutMyChem 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 18:12

Your school's pretty strict. I think I have that t-shirt and nobody told me I was 'referencing illegal drugs.' FYL. Sorry, bro.

manda_panda1987 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 9:36

oh no Luigi ate a green mushroom!

somethingweird 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 21:19

That's why I hate school. The teachers have worse minds than the students.

leospada 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:10

that's awesome

Saudia420 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 0:06

I used to wear a shirt with a weed leaf on it and didn't get in trouble for it. Your school is strict xD

Tehwallflower 4

Monday 23 May 2011 8:07

You should be happy that you were suspended. I never got to stay home from school.

HOLAANNI 6

Saturday 11 June 2011 23:54

ouch

TheOtherMakona 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 3:19

My friend has a Nike shirt of shoes having sex and not one teacher has ever said a thing. Sometimes, OP, the world really does suck.

palikadude 5

Saturday 3 September 2011 0:21

They're obviously cod fans! Cod players hate all that isn't cod

icy37 10

Thursday 22 September 2011 11:12

#174- You're kidding right?!? Cod fans? The people who suspended him were probably school staff or even the principal. And your saying they're cod fans.