Miscellaneous: Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It...

By beaverfever - 06/08/2014 16:45 - Poland - Kolobrzeg

Today, I wore a tank top for the first time in a few years. It turned out even worse than the last time. I got insulted by several people over my "Never say never" upper chest tattoo, which I got years ago, before the words ever became associated with a certain douchy Canadian pop "singer". FML

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By ;-; - 29/04/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I took my hoodie off in public and my shirt accidentally lifted up with it. I've had bad skin problems since I was 12 or 13, and my chest looks horrific as a result. Everyone in my vicinity reacted with horror and called me all sorts of awful names. Nice to know that my appearance makes me that repulsive. FML

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Chill out

By HURP - 17/06/2015 15:41 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke, and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML

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Small talk is hell

By thisismyawkwardface - 19/02/2014 07:17 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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Leave me alone, freak

By snow vixen - 07/02/2022 09:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got slut-shamed by a guy in a 7-Eleven for having a face tattoo. A.) It's a birthmark; B.) I'm 15 and look it; C.) This happens a lot, and D.) I was wearing a full body winter coat and all he could see was my face. FML

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I went out for lunch with a guy I hadn't seen in a couple of months. He seemed to be staring at my chest quite a bit, but I wasn't too bothered by it. Turns out there was still an XL sticker on my shirt. FML

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By screw life - 01/10/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 21:56 - Sweden - V?llingby

Today, I woke up after a long night of drinking with my friends. I vaguely remembered visiting a tattoo parlour, but nothing prepared me for the sight of the words "YOLO" and "MOFO" tattooed across the fingers of my left and right hands. Now I'm officially a bandwagoning douchebag. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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amandam21 9

Thursday 7 August 2014 0:11

Well, you can't blame them. Nobody likes a belieber. Can you get the tattoo removed or something?

JennaNGood 21

Thursday 7 August 2014 1:07

As far as most Canadians are concerned, he isn't considered one of us anymore. Just a clarification. No one likes that little fucknugget.

Comments

yzzami 17

Thursday 7 August 2014 1:03

Add a picture of Fievel next to it or above it

Vagitarian1 10

Thursday 7 August 2014 1:06

This should be a lesson to all girls/ women. Don't foul your bodies with trashy tattoos. There is a reason they're called tramp stamps.

blackonblight 32

Thursday 7 August 2014 1:07

Why would this have anything to do with women? OP is male.

jrn 14

Thursday 7 August 2014 1:12

beaverfever love it :)

llamarrama01 21

Thursday 7 August 2014 1:12

I think of The Fray song when i hear the term "never say never"

clubbing4life 14

Thursday 7 August 2014 2:06

Get a coverup tattoo or stop caring about what people think. It's no reason not to wear a tank top because you're afraid of judge mental people.

amelitaliz 22

Thursday 7 August 2014 2:16

It's crazy to me how many people are telling OP to change their tattoo. Rock your tattoo. If someone insults you, let them know it's on them. That's a super common phrase. I had to figure out what you were talking about at first because Justin Beiber isn't the first thing that comes to mind for that phrase. Let people know if they make fun of it, it only proves they're super familiar with it and you can't be blamed for their poor media choices. Shame them. Shame them well.