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By MLS - 14/02/2009 23:19 - United States

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:56

You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.

raptorjebus 0

Monday 30 August 2010 8:10

Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.

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darebear331 4

Tuesday 26 July 2011 4:52

haha my friend is named samuel harry allen thompson hahah

Clubkicker_fml 0

Friday 5 August 2011 1:25

My friends initials are HSM which is high school musical everyone sings songs from it to her and she gets real pissed.

MandathePanda24 0

Friday 5 August 2011 17:08

This isn't about initials but say sofa king retarded really fast and out loud. It took me a while to figure it out but it's funny if you need help just comment

neongurl98 10

Wednesday 10 August 2011 8:23

Can somebody tell my why people think they deserve this??!!??!!

that1chick7 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 4:51

I know a guy named shadowhawk and one named greywolf... We call them shadow and grey, no joke

frayster 2

Tuesday 16 August 2011 22:19

wow my initials are fmi, mom u missed a few letters!!!

jamaymay92 0

Monday 22 August 2011 13:26

I know two girls, sisters. Their names are stormy and Skye

jamaymay92 0

Monday 22 August 2011 13:27

My ex's initials are T.A His dads? B.A.

thatkid69 0

Friday 26 August 2011 23:19

My initials are DKS

bullrider92 19

Saturday 27 August 2011 18:25

Better than initials being G.A.Y.

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Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML

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Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML

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Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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Today, my husband cleaned out our fireplace and found a very dead, mummified bat. After chasing me around the house with it, he set it atop the mantle. He refuses to get rid of it, and calls it "Henry". FML

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Today, I realized what I thought was bad lighting and poor TV brightness was actually night blindness. I found out while driving to work at my new night shift job. FML

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Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML

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Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML

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