Miscellaneous: Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months...

By MLS - 14/02/2009 23:19 - United States

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 3:56

You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.

raptorjebus 0

Monday 30 August 2010 8:10

Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.

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RamMan02 0

Sunday 9 May 2010 8:36

ashhiieeslifesuc 1

Wednesday 26 May 2010 15:21

mine are AAA gay right

yake12 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 18:46

my teachers name is phil hiscock

DAN7IEL 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 19:09

I'm lost.... are his initials fml or what? he has me super confused

laxgirl3 0

Friday 9 July 2010 6:09

I no a guy named mike oc

livetodisco 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 10:01

That is actually sort of sweet!

hoyoyofml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 9:00

my initials are D.D ..... just saying

Sora_McKain 36

Wednesday 22 January 2014 11:57

Got you beat, mine our DDD =/

hoyoyofml 0

Monday 23 August 2010 9:03

the advantage is, if u buy something from the fml store. tada ur initials r already on it

anthongg 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 7:58

you are sexy

macncheeseyo 0

Monday 4 October 2010 5:53

my friend's initials are smd. :) my initials are so boring!

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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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Today, a friend and I tell each other everything about our relationships, and we’ve been flirting for two years, but we’re not together. I started to have feelings for him, but I didn’t say anything, then the guy started to disappear and I don't know if he has an avoidant attachment, or he's just ignoring me. FML

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Today, in our family group chat, my sister-in-law asked me what I got my new girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. Not long after, my brother called me pissed off about me making him look bad. FML

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Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML

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Today, I lost my phone during a hike up Mount Washington. Luckily, it was reported to the office, and they called my wife. Too bad we had already been driving for at least four hours. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

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Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

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