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By MLS - 14/02/2009 23:19 - United States

Today, I wore the belt that my stepfather has spent 2 months needle pointing, as a finishing touch he added my initials: 'fml'. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 22:00

Today, I found a necklace that my parents had made for me. While looking at it, I realized my parents had spelled my name wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 03:16 - Canada

Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 03:25 - France

Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML

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By TatooFAIL - 06/10/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML

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Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By branded - 14/05/2009 19:57 - United States

Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML

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By ladylarni - 07/04/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Sunday 15 February 2009 3:56

You initials are FML? My male friend's are FAG, just putting it out there.

raptorjebus 0

Monday 30 August 2010 8:10

Who says mommy's? Oh, right, five year olds.

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shall317 0

Monday 12 September 2011 2:45

hey one of my friends last name is Gay and the grat part is is that his first name starts with an A so he is A.Gay lol

deathzombie1314 0

Friday 16 September 2011 6:14

Sweet

ifinsane 6

Thursday 3 November 2011 0:58

Free belt don't complain

rabbinussbaum 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 19:32

Can someone please explain to me how this is a bad thing in any way?

legojud 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 12:19

My friends initials are "ass"

INockdempuzyUP 4

Saturday 17 December 2011 6:45

My last name is Fateen. Fat Teen.....

emmyheartsyou7 0

Friday 6 January 2012 5:39

I know someone with the initials f.a.p. Fancisca Alison Pekmaz

gnosiso 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:01

My initials are WTF

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:53

108 DTS. Down To Suck.

BlackCloudedSldr 5

Saturday 28 January 2012 5:57

I call bullshit. Those are the most common made up names right next to the best one, Mike Hunt.

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Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a five minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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Today, my husband hosted dinner tonight and once again made deflating comments and called me “r*tarded sp*c” in front of his friends. They all laughed, while I had a knot in my throat. I have to stay married to him for another year and a half or else I’ll lose my green card and get deported. FML

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Today, my daughter admitted that she sometimes forgets her own name upon waking. She’s 15. FML

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Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML

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Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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