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By mouseart - 03/11/2016 14:51

Today, I work as an assistant to a sculptor. We finished all our projects early so his wife decided to have me clean their kitchen. I wasn't paying attention and picked up a dead mouse. I screamed and threw it away as hard as I could. It hit their five-year-old son in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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By mom - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML

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By storyofmylife - 15/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping tidy up after my girlfriend's flat warming. I went to put a sharp kitchen knife in the sink while she was washing dishes, and stabbed her in the finger instead. FML

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By Jaden Dubin - 31/07/2020 08:02

Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By Son of a BITCH - 21/09/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML

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By yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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sharkgirl4 23

Friday 4 November 2016 7:47

Am I the only one who sees a problem with the sculptor's assistant being made to do housework because a project was finished early? That doesn't seem like it's in the job description and it kind of feels like you're being taken advantage of.

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 4 November 2016 7:49

Is kitchen cleaning a new requirement for assistant sculptors nowadays? I think you're being taken advantage of OP, rat aside.

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Bloodknight 22

Friday 4 November 2016 7:29

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is all...

Gazerman100 13

Friday 4 November 2016 7:31

Did it start playing dubstep?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 4 November 2016 7:39

At least that kid won't be nagging his parents to go to Disneyland/world. The upside of early childhood mouse trauma.

sharkgirl4 23

Friday 4 November 2016 7:47

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 4 November 2016 11:17

Well they won't be asked again now.

lexiieeex3 32

Friday 4 November 2016 7:49

Is kitchen cleaning a new requirement for assistant sculptors nowadays? I think you're being taken advantage of OP, rat aside.

Steephx0 23

Friday 4 November 2016 9:37

for everyone saying that this isn't part of their job - they may have had supplies, tools, etc. that needed to be cleaned up.

maharb01 17

Friday 4 November 2016 11:11

as outside your job description that this might be, if you're finding dead rodents arbitrarily lying around, it sounds like they need your help to not live in filth!