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By firecrotch - 04/06/2010 05:36 - United States

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By Btdtgts - 25/03/2017 14:00

Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML

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Clumsy

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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Ouchie

By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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Snowflake

By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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Be careful what you wish for

By HolyRavioli - 21/03/2016 17:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I sat at work for eight hours daydreaming about the homemade four-cheese ravioli I would come home to after spending three hours making it from scratch the night before. When I finally got home and heated the ravioli, I dropped it all over my feet, giving me second degree burns. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 02/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was at work for almost two hours today before realizing I had marinara sauce on my face. My coworkers didn’t say anything because I’m really clumsy and they figured it was blood, and therefore not unusual. FML

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FYLDeep 25

Friday 4 June 2010 12:17

I've heard of people experiencing burning pain after spooning before.

crytorazon 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 4:01

thank you for your diversity in comments ^

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Avenger_fml 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 18:32

Lmfao, firecrotch. 

jjhtown 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 19:20

u know he means peeing right???? thats y it burns

ElegantlyLovelyy 6

Sunday 6 June 2010 16:05

#164 its a she not a he

CommonSenseMuch 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 19:24

you are the one full of bs, because incase you didn't know the priave areas have mucus glands similar to those in the mouth. Very different from other "outter layers of skin". Some people can be allergic to latex down there, but not anywhere else because of these mucus glands. Therefore, it makes perfect sense that it would burn her down there, but not burn her hands or fingers.

the_hypnotoad 5

Sunday 6 June 2010 9:32

gooseboy 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 9:43

Capsaicin, the active ingredient, is soluble in oil, fat, or butter.

hottay7164 18

Monday 7 June 2010 7:20

no still shouldnt burn you even if down there is sensitive ur fingers shouldnt touch when u wipe, unless you finger yourself and wipe at the same time..if you do ok then have fun