By Anonymous - 04/12/2014 19:33 - United States

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Today, on a dimly lit red eye flight, I woke up to see my mom's head bobbing up and down in my dad's lap. I guess giving out stealthy blow jobs next to your sleeping son is no big deal. FML
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EggsinaBasket 9

Must have really blown to wake up to that.

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GoldFishPony 21

I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now

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Comments

cmchappy 25

That's a nojob but seriously sorry op I recommend the traditional brain bleach

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ShadowOpsV4 13

I've seen you say brain bleach like 100 times.. It's not funny anymore

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thief1434 23

What happened next? Did you cry yourself back to sleep?

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igive 29

i would have gone to the bathroom, and stayed there.

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vikky538 28

or he would have requested his mom and dad to go to bathroom and clean themselves...

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iSnipeFatPeople 18

I don't know if "cleaning" is the right term for what the parents'll be doing in that bathroom.

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thief1434 23

Just...why would they do that sitting so close to their child?

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chlorinegreen 27

"Well son. When you get to be my age you learn to take get it anywhere you can." Where have I heard that before...

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evilamoebaattack 20

if he went to the bathroom and they followed him there, he'd get to watch them become a member of the mile high club too

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GoldFishPony 21

I hope your mom is willing to fund the therapy you'll need now

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clkoko 14

Probably the greatest comment I've ever seen!

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mibs3 11

I think we know how she will be "funding" it.

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brndnmcmillan 13

A little head never hurt anyone!

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Khaleesi_26 30

No, but it only emotionally scared OP...Forever.

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RedPillSucks 31

well, there was this one time when my girlfriend was giving me head under the dinner table. when i came, she jerked her head up so fast she banged it on the table. so a little head can hurt. also, have you ever been given head by someone with braces?

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acerredrum 23

I've had braces and I never understood that saying. If I'm rubbing it along my teeth I am clearly doing something seriously wrong.

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onlychildFTW 33

Exactly #106. Braces shouldn't come into effect since teeth shouldn't be used. Otherwise it isn't going well.

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the_fanciest_man 15

Mom: Just go back to sleep, son. Pretend this never happened.

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CooperRage 13

She shouldn't be talking at all cause she is busy. Dad can talk still though.

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alex_622 22

Some things will never be unseen....this is one of those things. Sorry OP

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brook823 24

Why on earth would they think that's okay?

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cmchappy 25

They don't that's why it was attempted stealthily

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beaglegal 42

Especially on a plane ride? With other people around?! Wtf

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RedPillSucks 31

i love it when prrofile pictures match comments

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fsomelife 26

They didn't think it's okay on Earth, hence it happened on a plane

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r1r1h2 11

#27 your profile pic and my profile pic should be friends. Love supernatural.

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HanBroman 20

yeah theres a whole row behind them who also have a fair view of whats going on

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jenn16zazu 16

#56 and #29, can I join in this Supernatural friendship? haha I love it!

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mustangbravo 27

Wowzers! Sorry man. I don't know what I'd do to get that memory erased if I was you. If you're old enough to drink it away go for it. One forget me shot away from bliss.

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