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By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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chinosurferchick 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:09

Maybe your boss will give you a raise

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:10

If he tipped over the rack with his boner, you may want to trade in your boyfriend and move up to doing middle management.

Comments

tokyoheaven1994 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 9:28

I coughed from laughing. I guess he got a bonus. He heard you moan.

Neshalicious84 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 12:12

Lol wow really raised his attention didnt ya lol

GamerMaster2041 12

Thursday 25 August 2011 13:15

Atleast u wont be fired.

Ithelpstodream 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 14:29

Ew! I'd quit

maddie2015 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 23:20

*ask for bonus*(:

brownmegan 0

Friday 26 August 2011 0:24

Sounds like you still have a job, even though you were fooling around!!!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 27 August 2011 4:41

OP's name is 'MissCan'tKeepAJob'. Do you really think she still has that job?

talkstoomuch 8

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:04

She does

thatarabkid 7

Friday 26 August 2011 2:43

It looks like you gave him a raise.

maddyjayneexox 4

Friday 26 August 2011 16:12

ahaha why are you having phone sex in your work place?

Dflips 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:38

Why would u do that at work

win132 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:28

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