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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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Maturity

By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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Neferria 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:56

You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!

akiro525 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:54

wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.

Comments

nlite 0

Monday 10 August 2009 13:19

i just realised, this story doesn't end in FML. woa.

reader101 0

Monday 10 August 2009 14:09

should've tightened it really tight then slapped him real bad >:]

IveGotNothing 0

Monday 10 August 2009 14:32

Your bf is an idiot to take some ***** to the place where YOU work! douche

proud_liberal 0

Monday 10 August 2009 15:07

either this is fake or ur boyfriend is the dumbest cheater in history

n030992 0

Monday 10 August 2009 16:06

FYL u should have killed them :P

El_Pwnzor 0

Monday 10 August 2009 17:03

This is PROBABLY fake, let me run this through. Your boyfriend decides to go on a date during WORKING hours with a new girl to the place where you work as a rollercoaster operator. Despite that, he takes her on a roller coaster. He should have been able to see you working there, or vice versa, before he got on the ride. I mean, it's not like he couldn't see you in line. So when he's on, he TELLS you she is his girlfriend instead of lying? This FML is kind of stupid, really.

parklane 0

Monday 10 August 2009 18:51

Please say this is Canadas Wonderland!!

Zwink 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:38

a truely groundbreaking moment in fml history, the first fml to pass through moderation even though it doesn't say "fml" at the end, also that really sucks, you should have kept him locked in the seat

kingsteveooo 4

Monday 10 August 2009 20:55

Haha you serious? Damn, i would have skipped them. I mean they wanna screw you over like that? Let the mother f$ckers fall :P

1nicent1 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:18

well... maybe he went by himself and the girl happened to be sitting next to him. you never know though and the last sentence was a confusing failure. i think u forgot to put a comma somewhere in there...