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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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Neferria 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:56

You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!

akiro525 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:54

wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.

Comments

kittydelusional 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:25

don't strap them in tight enough(:

PieGuy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:03

shoulda half assed both their straps and watched em fly

kittydelusional 0

Friday 21 August 2009 19:06

bahahaha, i think that's the way to do it.

bigbinga47 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:04

a hacksaw can cut through bones very quickly.

missadeline_fml 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:33

you had to make sure they were strapped in? i dont think so. i wouldnt have. well not your boyfriend anyway; it wasnt the girls fault unless she KNEW you two were dating. The best thing to do is post he has a tiny dick all over myspace and facebook.

quizikall 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 15:59

Size isn't all that matters even though most women that say it doesn't matter they are just lying.

Amphysvena 11

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:15

i'm going to play the devil's advocate here and assume he's not cheating on you. i can only imagine he has a life outside of you, where you are not the only person he has contact with.

jazzmancarron 11

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:28

YDI, bc you assumed that he was cheating on you, for all you know, they coulda been total strangers, or relatives or something. paranoid bitch

joemo123 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 7:28

I'm so sorry that blows!

Spongii101 12

Monday 22 March 2010 21:45

Maybe it wasn't his new girlfriend, just a friend or stranger? Or were they kissing and stuff?

tyciol 2

Saturday 17 July 2010 1:45

Anonymous OP, I would like to date you, but I am attracted to 2-dimensional anime characters. Will this be a problem, would you maybe cosplay sometimes?