Love: Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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By Darth Vomitus - 10/08/2012 18:54 - United States - Mequon

Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2014 19:40 - United States - Clive

Today, at my local amusement park, I decided it'd be fun to meet someone on the roller coaster by sitting alone and hoping that someone nice would sit next to me. I rode the roller coaster 7 times. I sat alone each time. FML

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By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By monsterdanceman - 23/10/2013 23:16 - United States - Ozark

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML

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By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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By merkris - 29/06/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said, "What are you, babysitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on a giraffe, yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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Neferria 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:56

You should have pretended to strap them in, but didn't. Surprise!

akiro525 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 18:54

wow, how do these people get girlfriends and im still single, i would never cheat on any one.

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9k5 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 22:16

... Wait, they were just sitting next to each other? That's how you make this sound, and that's not cheating...

Nathan727_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 22:44

The woman could be a friend, relative, or just some random person that he was standing next to in line, the way it was said makes me think that the OP is either overreacting or controls who the boyfriend gets to hang out with.

huge_loser 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 22:46

is he really that stupid to bring a girl to the place his girlfriend works at thinking he WONT see her? he deserved it, idiot

chrissygirl89 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:22

shoulda let em' fall out the roller coaster. lol jk jk.

TysonFawlay 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:31

Riding a roller coaster with another girl isn't cheating.

BadLuckTuck 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:36

I sit next to people all the time;girls, guys, old people, young people...and I don't know them, cheat with them, or even TALK to them. It's called the "Single Rider" line.

amstillives 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:02

Your job is lame YDI

DirtyDiana_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 0:31

why the **** would he go to the same amusement park you work at, this is bullshit no one is that much of an ass.

congratz13 2

Monday 10 August 2009 1:55

Like a lot of other people are saying, it doesn't necessarily mean he was cheating. Maybe they both just didn't have anyone to ride with so they got stuck with each other. So really, this isn't an FML or a YDI until we absolutely know if he was cheating. BTW can everybody stop giving her crap about "OMFG YOU DIDN'T SAY FML AAAAAHHHH!" It was an honest mistake to make, people.

BLNovelist 0

Monday 10 August 2009 10:50

Actually, I'd say it is a FHL if it would be confirmed that he isn't cheating - because that means his GF is an insecure moron.

cactus_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 2:11

How do you know he was cheating? I mean, chances are if he's your boyfriend he knows you work there and wouldn't cheat on you AT YOUR WORKPLACE. I mean, unless he said he was going to a funeral that day or something.