Love: Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl...

By braceface - 07/07/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML

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By hotheadslav - 21/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Warsaw

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Embarrassed - 01/10/2010 13:06 - United States

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By SaMike - 01/09/2009 01:12 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML

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whoknowsme 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:02

Chances are buddy you don't /love/ her. You're young, it sucks, but it's okay :) There will be new girls, better girls and besides if this girl is soooo off put by this retainer thing. She isn't right for you.

tincans 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 19:13

wtf kind of sneeze is that? and if you wouldve covered your mouth, your retainer wouldve stayed in place.

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yennie 2

Friday 9 July 2010 7:28

he didnt say he LOVED her, he said he was IN love with her, theres a big difference, i dont think its creepy, its rather cute. way cuter then saying "ive got the hots for a chick in my class" :S

Suckerslap 0

Friday 9 July 2010 22:47

You don't have to be in a relationship with someone to be in love with them, but agree that I don't see how you can when you just now got the courage to sit next to someone...but still, whether you have a crush, love her, or are in love with her, that still sucks :/ sorry dude.

wednesdeyy 5

Saturday 10 July 2010 0:43

YDI for not covering your ******* mouth.

ducuss 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 16:44

You cannot be in love with someone whom you do not know. That is called obsession, that being the tool of the stalker.

Sarah__Louise 0

Saturday 10 July 2010 18:59

lmfao awwww

citygirl16 0

Friday 16 July 2010 7:39

124 - ahahah exactly

hargag 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 5:16

ew. ew. ew. that is the nast.

MLIAisbetter_fml 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:26

awe... 

spicetrader 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 20:05

It's a good start. Be totally courteous and polite, and she will love it! Just smile a little, say "Oh my goodness", and apologize. Let her pick it up out of her lap! Get it back. Thank her. Then ask her "Do you wanna ___ with me?"

maxmo12 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 0:50

1. you r not in love with someone if you've never talked to the person, 2. u should cover ur mouth and nose wen u sneeze, and 3. u shouldn't have ur retainer in wen ur eating. Wow OP u r stupid