Love: Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming...

By Noname - 14/03/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

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By Birthday blues - 13/12/2018 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 02:00

Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By Sorry Phil - 07/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML

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Saturday 14 March 2009 20:02

I hope you're exaggerating when you say you actually yelled at him for that.

fmlsarah 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:03

sucks to be married to you...

Comments

coolfml3279 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 21:28

How old is his friend???

OutLOL 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 7:12

F-your life? Sounds like your hubby should have posted this. He's the one stuck with a psycho.

MusicallyGifted 0

Tuesday 13 March 2012 19:58

Girl just be nicer and apologize, let the small things go in life ^_^

rajdeep 8

Friday 16 March 2012 0:44

well you're a bitch.

jboyajian86 1

Saturday 26 May 2012 22:23

You're a **** and you don't deserve a husband anyone who would belittle their significant other on their birthday and/or in front a a large group of people deserves to spend their life alone

3Aboodii 16

Tuesday 26 June 2012 13:00

DIE BITCH DIE!! how could u even do that to ur husband in front of people

Migole 36

Wednesday 27 June 2012 2:28

Who yells at someone in front of others anyway?? That's just embarassing for everyone. Wife: &"/%$&/"((§/ (just imagine the rest) Husband: Uhm honey, I had explosive diarrhea and couldn't get off the toilet for 20 mins Everyone else: *in embarassment* Lalala, I wasn't listening. Oh what nice candles they have here. Or several other possible scenarios... How much thought does it take to ask him for an explanation first?? Poor man and also poor disabled friend.