Love: Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming...

By Noname - 14/03/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

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By Birthday blues - 13/12/2018 22:00

Today, it's my birthday. I lit my birthday candles on the cake I made myself and blew them out alone, while my worthless husband sat on the couch stuffing Doritos in his face. My present? He sprayed Lysol in the bathroom after he took a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2021 11:01

Today, I yelled at my husband for staying out till after 9 and not having done any of the chores. He turned round and yelled right back at me for letting him sit alone at the restaurant, getting sympathy from the waiters, because I clearly forgot today was our anniversary dinner. Whoops. FML

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By horribleday - 20/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Ozark

Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 12:08 - Australia

Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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By Unintended Victim - 08/12/2022 02:00

Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 02:00

Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML

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By Sorry Phil - 07/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:02

I hope you're exaggerating when you say you actually yelled at him for that.

fmlsarah 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 20:03

sucks to be married to you...

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Weil 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:38

If someone needed me to constantly change their diaper, I wouldn't be their friend.

sage101 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:20

#64 who knows it could have been an emergency or even a best friend who got in a terrible accident ... either way i feel sorry for ur friends who might one day need some sort of a favor.... this sucks....

Nilorac 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:55

Oh snap :/

MJC84 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:01

Wow. Try to find a better reason to yell next time if that's not too difficult for you.

hunter99 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 1:57

hey all you shitheads... obviously she meant she yelled at him. or why would it be on fml.

mikeloyst 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:49

See, there is always a logical explaniation for everything

kinder_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 0:00

Uh. I'm convinced 90% of commenters here are tweens. A succubus? Bitch? Wow. I think I'm more amused with the fact that the dude was changing a grown person's diaper.

elanajoy 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 8:20

I completely agree with #27! She couldn't have known, maybe she shouldn't have YELLED but everybody makes mistakes. I feel bad, she's not a douche...anybody could have done this on accident.

rawchelllll 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:11

Good job #7. And maybe you need some anger management issues. I mean its his birthday. So what if he doesn't want to blow out his candles right THEN? Chill out.

ihpb09 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:28

first of all, why wud u yell at him in front of 20 ppl for not blowing out his own candles and make a huge scene out of it? second.. u didnt bother to check wut he wuz doing first? u didnt even bother asking, and u just assumed that, what, he didnt come blow them on purpose cuz hes a dick? ur married to this man? holy shite i feel bad for him.