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By regrub - 10/01/2010 09:14 - United States

Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By insignificant - 29/10/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was getting on a bus, the driver shut the door on me while I was half way inside. Instead of apologizing to me, he criticized me for getting in the way. FML

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By hahahano - 24/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was running late and rushing to a waiting bus. I made it to the doors just as they closed. I knocked desperately, hoping the driver would let me in. He hovered his hand over the button for a few seconds, then flipped me off, and drove away laughing. FML

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By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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By Tee - 10/11/2009 02:20 - Australia

Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 10:33 - Australia

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML

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By -.- - 20/09/2013 23:58 - United States - Lakeside

Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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shananigans 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:09

Why did he leave the door open if he didn't want anyone to enter? He should've had it closed already.

firecopy 6

Sunday 10 January 2010 16:21

please note that it won't actually hold in court and that method only works pon stupid people.

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dzerzhinsky 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 19:41

ydi for not stealin the bus when you had the chance

blastvortex 3

Sunday 10 January 2010 19:59

Haha. Caught in the act, OP? YTDI. Perhaps some pain will remind you not to steal.

Xupz_fml 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:23

That's awful! Poor you. Of course, you shouldn't have entered this bus, but I simply cannot grasp why so many of you here actually laughed or told you you had deserved it. That's so cruel! What a bunch of bastards O_o

samiamaya 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:28

that's what you get when you don't follow the rules..

bombtastic 10

Sunday 10 January 2010 20:53

it takes a while for the doors to shut though. ydi for not moving your hand like a smart person would do, moron.

null_fml 11

Sunday 10 January 2010 22:50

YDI for yelping in pain, because there is absolutely no possible way for a bus door to cause you any. The passengers were correct to laugh at you.

tiradmcporn 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:39

dumbass

kemar7856 0

Monday 11 January 2010 2:46

fake the doors open if you push them on most doors and u most be slow for that to even happen

jessejik 1

Monday 11 January 2010 9:10

this is a lie the buses re way too high up for the driver to reach thru the windows nd close it

boatkicker 4

Monday 11 January 2010 14:02

Depends on the type of bus. They're high up on a school bus but on many public buses the windows aren't so high. I only know a few different makes of buses, but I don't think Gillig makes any buses with unreachable windows, and I know Blue Bird makes a few buses that aren't out-of-reach. I can't think of any other companies off hand, but many coach buses also have the driver on a lower platform than the passengers, and those windows are also reachable from someone standing on the ground.