By Chandler - 16/09/2011 19:26 - United States

Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 849
You deserved it 2 936

Same thing different taste

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iAmScrubs 19

If that is supposed to be a pun, please do not elaborate on how the cacti would be sticky.

iAmScrubs 19

Please read this as a reply to number 8. I posted it there but I have no clue how it got here.

#18 I just like to say, kudos. I think you're name is the only one I've come across that i still recognize from the first published fml. On a side note, dude youuuuu're old, haha jk.

Scrubs just went back to the first FML and commented. Many people did. He's only like 16.

Lets make this the most downvoted comment ever! Bury me!

savagearmz 6

U do know that everyones just going to thumb u up right?

Ah reverse psychology you sneaky bastard there's no winning against that

Let's make me the most thumbed up comment! Yes? No?

lindseyluvszac 4

You can't mention anything about the doctor, kids flip ****** ape shit. I should know.. I have a toddler

Jujubilee 1
salvorican 24

Well he didn't think that through very well now did he. He could have had maybe one needle and instead he chose to get a gazillion. Fyl

Buttsexpirate 9

That kids walkin on pins and needles!

leadman1989 15

Of he continues like this they'll have to throw him in the pokey "time out"

Why are so many kids afraid of the doctor? I never was as a kid and I am in fact a doctor now. Are kids just ******* these days, is it a projection of the parents fears? What is it man?

I'll stick with the "Everyone's a pussy" theory

stfu_bam 5

Some of us grew up having to deal with dumb ass nurses. Shot after shot, the woman had no idea what she was doing, Literally I had between 10 to 15 shots (arms/ass). Finally though the doctor came in & dealt with her (fired her)

Oh yes I do hear about the untrained ones who stick needles in your nerve...they should have more training for nurses really

ShroomsOnAcid 16

I spent most of my baby-hood in a hospital, so as you can imagine it's pretty traumatizing to be welcomed as a new citizen of the earth by being hooked up to tubes and stabbed with needles multiple times daily. I still don't like doctors, but that's mostly because all the doctors I've been to (TONS, including "specialists") are shitty ones that amount to nothing more than pushy drug dealers. With shitty stock, at that.

Your an ass I hope you know that. They are kids what do you expect, superman? Doctors are stupid these days . And kids are scared of needles and they are scared something bad will happen.

I know the feeling. It's horrible. Asthma sucks

Corrinaswan - doctors are stupid these days? On what exactly do you base this bit of ridiculousness? Do you have any idea how hilarious it is seeing a teenager calling doctors stupid? Generalisations are generally bad. But this one is simply ludicrous, and you look like an idiot for saying it.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Docbastard, you may be a good doctor, but the ones I have been to are definitely not. You can defend yourself, but please don't try to defend the assholes some of us have dealt with without knowing about the situation first.

salvorican 24

I've been in the ER, I've seen my family doctor, neurologists, gynecologists and rheumatologists often for 4 years and after getting treatment from each of them I still have the same problems. Docbastard I love all your comments but I agree with shrooms.. You don't know the situation and you really can't defend those doctors..

ReynshineCutting 10

I went to a cardiologist Friday and found out I have a heart defect. He wrote down what it was, handed me the paper, and told me to google it. Some doctors just plain suck (and hopefully this Fml will get approved!!!).

I'm guessing you got more shots than he got?

Have a heart huh... He didn't want to go f his life