By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML
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Dark__Angel66 24

Even though you're grounded, don't let that stop you from working out! Congrats for all your hard work, don't let your brother's jealousy get in the way :)

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lanco_fml 10

stay true to your self and out a breeding on your brother

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DevilsMetsGiants 30

How is there any correlation between muscle growth and smoking weed?

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wdunh69733 24

If only pot had the side effects of a workout

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Thors_Hammer9999 17

use ur new muscles on his face.....hard

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NZgirl92 6

I dislike that the administrators change 'mum' to 'mom' whenever people who aren't from the US submit an FML. We're not all American, you know.

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Sirin_fml 46

Neither are we. This is how it was submitted. People emigrate all the time, and we don't change stuff to appease Americans. Use the search function and see for yourself before getting all accusing.

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perdix 29

It's because we US Americans, ... such as South Africa and ... such as the Iraq,.., would get confused thinking they were talking about their chrysanthemum.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

It's a French website translated. Why would you think they would care more about how American's talk than anyone else?

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mackdeezy 22

Is it really that hard to get a home piss test?

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alycion 38

If you are not partaking in the plant, go to the pharmacy and get a home drug test kit. It should solve the issue. If you can't get there because of being grounded, ask your mom to get one.

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KaseyAly 10

You can't pick your family. Good luck!

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jrock9093 18

Your brother is an idiot and your mom is not far behind if you are going sounds life a drag hope thing get better op

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perdix 29

Your brother's an idiot! If he were clever, he would have told your mom that you were on steroids. Not only would you be grounded, you'd get a lifetime ban from cycling and baseball!

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FrankHotpants 31

You don't need to be at the gym to get in shape, there's plenty of workouts you can do at home to keep your brother jealous. Make sure you ask him constantly if he even lifts.

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