By Anonymous - 21/08/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML
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yomamafat5 4

Crap! I knew I shouldn't have left grandpa off the leash.

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JokersHQ 21

Wow, I would have freaked out if I were you!

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LynxieLynx 17

take all your shit and run. and make sure to keep an eye open when going to sleep. seriously, that is ****** up.

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megangubler 3

Isn't that considered sexual harassment?

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shoower_fml 9

Report him or call the police, what if he does actually have someone locked up in his basement naked... That's really creepy

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Why does it seems the craziest shit I hear about is in one of the Dakota states

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dcea 17

that was me and don't flatter yourself honey it was a joke

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