Love: Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee,...

By bigjohn106 - 17/07/2011 12:34 - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 00:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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I guess that's a "NO!" then?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2024 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 09:17

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML

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Symmetry88 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:47

haha! he sounds like a jackass. But no need to worry, if her dad doesn't like you, it means she does. (:

jasminea 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:45

awhh.... but love conquers all(:

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hotchicklover 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:51

well there goes that unconscious sex you hoped for

jaint 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:32

win XD

JenDanielle917 13

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:53

Well hopefully when you do it again she won't faint.

perdix 29

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:54

Accepting a marriage proposal is not legally binding anyways. It's not until you sign up for the marriage license and say "I do" that the legal shit hits the fan. The fact that your future father-in-law hates you will only make your wife more attracted to you. It's ****** up, but that's the way girls are.

null_fml 11

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:01

First half: that's what I was thinking. OP should be relieved by the fact that the girl's father is probably not a very good lawyer.

ChickenInMyKitch 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:37

Second Half: girls work in mysterious ways

thegreatbigwhite 2

Monday 18 July 2011 0:47

A wise man once said that a woman either has daddy issues or a penis.

sylverdrag_fml 9

Monday 18 July 2011 4:13

He probably knows it's not legally binding... he doesn't know whether or not the OP knows it.... in other words, he is a dirty lawyer who tries to take advantage of other people's presumed ignorance.

SpeakingMyMind 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:58

I hear wedding bells!

a_nutritionist 10

Monday 18 July 2011 17:22

thats called tinnitus.

GayBaconStrip 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:58

Just have a (future) father-in-law and son chat and meal with lots of bacon. That will make him warm up to you!

wordnerd42 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:10

Or just have the chat now. There are a good 72 hours to kill, you could make it through a decent amount of bacon-bonding in that time.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:51

ah, the violence and wars that could have been averted by a little cured pig meat -- though one has to wonder what good it'll do in the middle east and southeast asia.

Lisa_Simpson_fml 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:00

Well, actually, proposals are not legally binding contracts. You'd look rather silly suing her for changing her mind, if she did. I'm sorry her father hates you, though. My dad kind of dislikes this boy crushing on me, Milhouse.. But I guess that's okay, and not similar, because he annoys me, too.