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By loser4life - 30/07/2011 04:38 - United States

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Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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Same thing different taste

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BabbiiLovvee 0

That's not true OP. u could always be class clown ^.^

You could be a class clown, That's what I do when I think I have ruined being cool.

Unfortunatly I think they vaulted over the line between 'class clown' and 'creepy f***er' a lot with that question.

there was an FML some time ago concerning a man who shouted out his dog's name mid-coitus. you seem to have a match!

kala_lanier 2

Hahaahaaaa! I remember that!

Don't be pessimistic, OP, I'm sure the animals will like you.

StopDropNRoll 11

Do you know the answer to that question? Come on man knowledge is power!

...I don't even think I want to know.

Why would anybody...ever do a dog?

if there horny probably and... think... dogs are ... sexy??

smileyysss 0

probally people who are so desperate for sex, they grab the closest thing next to them.. ewwwh..

#25 - Have a stiff drink, then Google "furries."

davek 36

I am reminded of the blink-182 song that goes "I wanna f**k a dog in the ass..."

i tried to **** your mum in the ass i tried to **** your dad in the ass could only find the dog.... and his ass