By systeminitiated - 02/05/2009 04:55 - Canada

Today, in math class we were learning about gravity. To demonstrate my teacher asked me to stand on the desk and then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Hey, I've seen some lard-arsed kids sitting on desks and they've been fine. It was probably an old desk. Or, if you ARE morbidly obese, sitting at your computer complaining about it won't help.

gravity is freakin' physics, not math! what the hell is that teacher doin? lol if "gravity" pulled you down so hard the desk broke, let's hope you didnt go all the way to the centre of the earth :D

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fatfaceunited 0

I don't understand why the teacher needed you to get on the desk. He/She could have effectively demonstrated gravity by dropping a pencil on the, or throwing one of the ugly students out the window.

you were learning about gravity in math? cause i never had, and im a sophomore in HS.....hmmm...?

dearjennyanyway 0

hah, dyng? seroiusly. number ten. you lose.

What makes you so sure the OP is fat? Why would the teacher ask a morbidly obese student to stand on a desk, that's just asking for trouble. If you are fat, it's your teachers fault for asking you to stand on your desk. I can't see how out of everyone in the class the teacher would pick a heavy person over a light one to stand on a desk, though.

pinkducttape 0

#4 who do you blame for not being able to spell fault? public schools generally dont receive loads of funding - mainly have cheap desks - so most likely the desks wouldnt have held anyone's weight. at least i know at my old school those desks wouldnt have held anyone's weight.

Devwright 0
ZebraheadMoFo 0

Gravity in maths??? isn't gravity in physics?

What had me laughing was when you said **** gravity at the end.

GabriLee 0

#24: That's still Physics. Half credit for trying. :D Physics sucks. OP: Your teacher sounds like she sucks. I had a teacher like that once. You totally walked into that one. Did you not realize that the desk was suckish?

bellwether 0
Mace2040 1

shut up u little fucknut ur probly an ugly bitch with nothing better to do then make fun of someone online? again who the **** said they had to be fat