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you were learning about gravity in math? cause i never had, and im a sophomore in HS.....hmmm...?
What makes you so sure the OP is fat? Why would the teacher ask a morbidly obese student to stand on a desk, that's just asking for trouble. If you are fat, it's your teachers fault for asking you to stand on your desk. I can't see how out of everyone in the class the teacher would pick a heavy person over a light one to stand on a desk, though.
to demonstrate gravity, duh
What had me laughing was when you said **** gravity at the end.
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Hey, I've seen some lard-arsed kids sitting on desks and they've been fine. It was probably an old desk. Or, if you ARE morbidly obese, sitting at your computer complaining about it won't help.
gravity is freakin' physics, not math! what the hell is that teacher doin? lol if "gravity" pulled you down so hard the desk broke, let's hope you didnt go all the way to the centre of the earth :D