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By systeminitiated - 02/05/2009 04:55 - Canada

Today, in math class we were learning about gravity. To demonstrate my teacher asked me to stand on the desk and then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward and cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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Today, I was explaining a complex work issue to my team. I moved my chair back so I could see them all. The leg of my chair went into a hole in the floor, causing it to fall over and me with it. I tried to finish explaining but everyone was laughing so hard they couldn't hear. Then they realized I couldn't get up. FML

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By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2017 14:06

Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By nice guys finish last - 20/08/2013 04:01 - United States - Smyrna

Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML

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plethora 3

Saturday 2 May 2009 18:19

Hey, I've seen some lard-arsed kids sitting on desks and they've been fine. It was probably an old desk. Or, if you ARE morbidly obese, sitting at your computer complaining about it won't help.

ballerphilip23 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 18:33

gravity is freakin' physics, not math! what the hell is that teacher doin? lol if "gravity" pulled you down so hard the desk broke, let's hope you didnt go all the way to the centre of the earth :D

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mms013 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:58

what i want to know is why you have school on a saturday..

RPGod 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:26

#87 - this could be a story that happened some time ago, or it could have just made it through moderation. Also, some prep schools (like mine Dx ) have saturday class.

Jabulls 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:51

#7 you FAIL! and also OP, stop being fat and that won't happen.

insane_chick 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:01

Wow this reminds me of a cross between Shallow Hal and Dead Poets Society. Shallow Hal: The fat chick sits down and breaks the solid steel chair... Dead Poets Society: Robin Williams asks every student to stand on his desk. haha... but really it could of been that the desk was poorly put together and old, or some dick-wad unscrewed the screws to your desk. That's happened at my ghetto ass school before.

Roddsy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:05

#15, pur-lease. It's spelt "dying". -sigh- Now, WHO the HELL would spell it "dyng"? Gosh... what's the world coming to ¬¬; I hate it when people try to act smart >.> (your added quotation marks emphasised this too).

Quinklong 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:19

OBEY GRAVITY! IT'S THE LAW! And why were you learning about gravity in math?

ehroo 1

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:21

is this real? I mean, why would you be talking about gravity in math class?

SmexxiHunny 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:23

lol Well, probably just an old desk..

cefarix 5

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:31

OP said: "**** gravity." Uhh, you're joking right? Really, **** gravity? Do you know what would happen without gravity? The Earth's atmosphere would escape into space. So you wouldn't be able to breathe. So you'd die. The Earth would drift off into space far, far from the Sun. Temperatures would plummet to near -270 C (-450 F). So you'd die. In fact, there wouldn't even be an Earth, Sun, our galaxy, or the universe, because these all require gravity to form and function. So you wouldn't even exist. As for me, I love gravity. **** you!

HelloStarshine 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:32

That was probably a super old desk. I see "larger" kids sitting on desks all the time and it never seems to have that effect. Did you fall? Like... are you alright? I'm also going to guess that maybe you were in Physics instead of Math. I could be wrong though.