Intimacy: Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started...

By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By scarredforlife - 12/02/2016 09:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML

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You deserved it 1 831

By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

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You deserved it 2 805

By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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You deserved it 2 251

Nice day for it

By peachykeen - 15/02/2016 01:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, the most action I had on Valentine's day was a homeless guy pulling his dick out at me as I walked home from work. FML

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You deserved it 1 931

What a jerk!

By traumatized house keeper - 08/09/2017 13:00 - Germany - Munster

Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML

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By ssjfml - 11/08/2015 14:56 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML

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You deserved it 1 999

By trolls have hit the gutters - 17/02/2015 18:23 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

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You deserved it 4 632

By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 03:02 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

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You deserved it 13 955

By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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You deserved it 75 204

red_headforlife 15

Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

GET OUT. FAST.

expertsmilee 26

Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Staring contest with a twist it would seem

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GrinchFu1 27

Monday 17 June 2013 9:03

You should have started cheering him on! *YEAH!!! Faster! Cum everywhere!* I mean, why not make the situation uncomfortable for him too!?!

Ian7890 23

Monday 17 June 2013 9:08

probably would have liked that, just saying

GrinchFu1 27

Monday 17 June 2013 9:21

Yeah, maybe, but it would have been funny as hell!

flashback.miss 28

Monday 17 June 2013 9:05

Should've indicated using your pinky he has a tiny penis, while making eye contact and laughing...

kidsgotastinky 11

Monday 17 June 2013 9:07

Must be doing something right

hienzburgess 9

Monday 17 June 2013 9:14

Should've looked him back in the eye and licked your lips. trust me on this.

tj5810 21

Monday 17 June 2013 10:46

I've seen this porno... It doesn't end well.

Ambiguous404 6

Monday 17 June 2013 9:19

You must be scarred for life

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 June 2013 18:05

hence the user name

Mauskau 35

Monday 17 June 2013 9:21

Either you're something special, or they just wanted to be arrested for public indecency and have some shelter for a while.

FRB 8

Monday 17 June 2013 9:24

Comments on the wrong wanker , sorry for that

Grauncho 27

Monday 17 June 2013 9:25

You should have put your hands on your knees and encouraged him like a baby that is just learning to use the potty.

KBurns207 17

Monday 17 June 2013 9:25

WHAT IN THE ****

BreynHope 11

Monday 17 June 2013 9:29

Very creepy... But a form of flattery.

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Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML

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Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML

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Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML

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Today, I set aside an entire week off to watch my parents' house while they went on vacation. I'd only just got here and they'd barely left when the hospital called. My drunk uncle died from a concussion, so my parents cancelled everything. I feel bad for my aunt, but my boss knows where I live, and my dad's an ass. I'm trapped. FML

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Today, I forgot that I gave my Bluetooth speaker a ridiculous device name as a joke when I'd first got it. It's all fun and games until you're around your family and they see the device name "ScoobyDooCumMilk" and are trying to figure out whose device it is. FML

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Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML

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Same thing different taste

Oh, hai Mark!

Nice day for it

What a jerk!

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