By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn
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That's the weirdest form of flattery I've heard of in a while.
I won
What a neighborhood to walk by....
Wank city bish Wank wank city bish
Welcome to FML! :)
See, I tend to linger uncomfortably when bums are masturbating at me. Wish I had read your advice sooner.
Run away! I wonder what homeless people think about at times...
OP, while spanking his monkey, was he singing "Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room...."? YDI for being so attractive you make crack-heads become unbearably aroused and have to relieve themselves immediately!
how the HELL could op possibly deserve this?
Keywords
GET OUT. FAST.
Staring contest with a twist it would seem