Miscellaneous: Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for... - FML

By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Wednesday 15 May 2013 15:59

Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

Ambient25 24

Wednesday 15 May 2013 16:01

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...

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LookAttMyyLifee 12

Thursday 13 June 2013 15:30

I would be embarrassed to be the mom ! You go girl, work that butt !

Escoces 10

Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:31

Damn! What kind of person doesn't carry cookies around?

LyraAlluse 25

Monday 24 June 2013 5:11

Kids say the darndest things.

Nono97_fml 10

Wednesday 7 August 2013 2:20

Well at least even the kid knows that you're not flat assed

chloeerawrr 8

Wednesday 28 August 2013 8:57

Awkward. I would have said "then why doesn't your Mummy have cookies in HER bag?" People have no right to judge peoples food habits by their size. Ffs

_strangeworld_ 2

Friday 24 January 2014 5:50

LMFAO

focenspeil 7

Sunday 1 June 2014 11:16

Some people's parents i tell ya. They'll say anything so they dont have to do there job.

taintedtruffle 42

Sunday 26 October 2014 5:35

The art work on this one is too cute

fmlsams 27

Saturday 23 May 2015 19:27

Agreed! And the cartoon lady is really attractive, big butt and all! LOL

fantasyworld 37

Monday 6 July 2015 21:54

I'd be concerned about the fact that his mom didn't care that he was asking a stranger for food.

criley221 19

Tuesday 18 August 2015 17:23

You should have told him that rude little kids always have monsters under their beds!

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