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By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

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Ambient25 24

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...

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oNisao 21

He just wanted a cookie.

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Ypetrol 11

What kind of parents teach their kids stuff like that

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ShakeDisPlace 10

If only I had a cookie for every time I saw a big butt!

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my_name_is_earl 9

You've got a big butt and you cannot lie cuz your cookies bring all the boys to the doctors office

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RoboCunnilingus 23

So you have a big butt, eh? Nice to meet you, op.

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PiNkMoOn 9

then you say "Oh, and that's the reason you always find cookies in your mother's handbag?"

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29dear 16

personally, I wish my butt was bigger! if you got it, flaunt it!

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Jenn50 19

"Well honey, I guess your mom would know...."

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baseballgirl25 6

You should of told the kid to ask his mom for a cookie then.

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