By grossesfesses - 15/05/2013 06:58 - France - Compi?gne

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Then you say, "And that's why I don't have cookies" and then sassily switch seats.

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Ambient25 24

Don't forget with that big butt you can not lie...

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Hobbit79 10

Well i guess he likes big butts and he can not lie. /:

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xXNerrrdXx 16

Well you have a big butt? problem? I'm sexy and i know it *shakes waste*

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souljacker 11

And do loads of squats so your big ass gets good and firm. Yeah.

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IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Where was the mother when this happened?? Or father??

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Fsvb 32

Dat parenting skill. Already teaching her son the differences in people's appearance. I bet he's gonna be such a nice, not prejudiced man later who totally likes girls for their personalities!

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onorexveritas 23

that's interesting logic

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pinkpanther61789 15

That kid deserves a spanking and the mother a slap in the face for such poor parenting

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simsgirlgem 25

ouch while the kid should be discipline the mother should learn never to say such things not all us big people stuff ourselves with cookies all day in my case its a thyroid problem

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CeeCee_fml 16

"She got a big booty so I call her big booty."

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