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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 15:10 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By orourkeda - 14/04/2021 10:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 18:30

Today, while waiting for my interview to start, I tried to slip out a silent fart. It ended with shit running down my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 01:08 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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Friday 9 October 2015 6:43

Butt the shart won.

Killz268 18

Friday 9 October 2015 6:37

the only thing I hate more than a presentation. is a damn shart.

Comments

CharlieM78 9

Friday 9 October 2015 12:23

As long as you didn't shart the deputy

gogo44444 28

Friday 9 October 2015 13:06

The battle was lost but the war has just begun

THEDUDE1553566 24

Friday 9 October 2015 13:15

I fought the share and the shady won la la la... Get it? Like I fought the law and the law won

Ninjahiga 27

Friday 9 October 2015 13:20

Baking burritos in the hot sun, I fought the shart but the, shart won

eliburton 7

Friday 9 October 2015 13:34

*i fought the shart, and the, shart won*

Jryan952015 7

Friday 9 October 2015 14:01

your presentation end with a turd on the floor!!

vikky538 28

Friday 9 October 2015 14:51

You just blew everyone's mind at the presentation

pacman490 21

Friday 9 October 2015 16:11

Everyone leaving in disgust still counts as a standing ovation

dirty_dan_ 15

Friday 9 October 2015 16:42

That really stinks OP XD I'm dyin'

putitinpark 7

Friday 9 October 2015 16:43

I fought the shart and the shart won. I FOUGHT THE SHART AND. THE SHART WON.

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