Miscellaneous: Today, in the middle of my haircut, the hairdresser went into... - FML

By TheTacoMan - 01/02/2015 21:12

Today, in the middle of my haircut, the hairdresser went into labor. They never finished cutting it. FML

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TheTacoMan 24

Tuesday 3 February 2015 22:06

OP here, I wasn't saying that she should come back to complete my hair cut, I was talking about everyone else who was working there. Luckily the hair cutter made it to the hospital in time, and she gave birth to a healthy boy, or so they said over the phone. I came back the next day and they finished cutting my hair... For half price.

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A07 48

Monday 2 February 2015 11:47

Have you honestly been waiting for your hairdresser to return?

cheeeksss 29

Monday 2 February 2015 11:51

I give her props for working as a hairdresser while pregnant that far along. I don't imagine they sit down very much.

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Katyness 14

Saturday 6 June 2015 12:38

the taco man!

BananEnigma 24

Monday 9 November 2015 16:25

Yeah, uh..... Get over it.

fanta_zero 1

Friday 27 November 2015 8:26

Well noooo of course she couldn't finish it she had a baby coming out of her

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