Miscellaneous: Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 19:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

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By Kiki - 08/03/2013 21:22 - Poland - Myslenice

Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML

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Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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Clumsy ass

By minac11 - 26/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML

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By that1summergirl - 19/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

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By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada

Today, we rearranged the bedroom and my boyfriend and I switched sides of the bed. When the alarm went off, he got confused as to which side the clock was on. Instead of hitting the snooze button like he normally does, he hit me in the face. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By me - 27/10/2010 12:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML

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By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

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Redoxx_fml 22

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:26

"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"

sillydumpling 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:26

I hope you have a nokia

Comments

lolcatt 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:40

I wish my boyfriend chucked my phone against the wall. I swear to god that thing is indestructible!!

danielwilliams57 6

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:41

Wake him up and have him fix it!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:52

A caveman would have club it to death.

FlashBurn 13

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:05

Just as long as you don't try and bother him while he sleeps. I mean, unless you like being hurled!

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:09

Naomi Campbell approves.

luccmon 6

Tuesday 3 April 2012 22:11

That was Naomi Campbell?

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:11

Is it really that much of a big deal to dismiss the call or stuff the phone under a pillow? The phone doesn't ring forever unless the other person keeps calling or something. Make your BF pay for it OP, what he did was totally uncalled for. Just imagine what he'd do if you were getting a FaceTime call on the iPad you might or might not own.