By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
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You deserved it 235
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amy397123 0

Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D

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BreezyPear 0

I quote Dennis Leary on this " We have some fat $!&@ing people in this country, put the fork down!!"

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wreckedurday 0

hey y dont u try losing a few (hundred) pounds. i would be embarrased to admit that tiny

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lyndis_fml 0

You never know, might find a pound for each pound you lose... get it, it's a joke about English money.

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fins4586 0

you deserve it for being so damn obese.. get off your ass and walk a couple miles fat ass!

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ShriekingMonkey 3

I heard of a doctor finding a T.V. remote control in someone's fat roll during an exam. A dime ain't nothin'...

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GGnoRe 0

Go on a diet.. You deserve that for being too lazy to exercise and massively contributing to the fast food industries.

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StrangeSpider 0

hey #251 whats the big deal about contributing to the fast food industry. tons of not fat people eat fast food too. and if we all of a sudden stopped supporting that industry alot of people would lose their jobs and it would really hurt our economy. its not the industry thats the problem, its people who have problems eating healthy and exercising.

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_prettyinpink 0

HAAHAHA. i'm sorry but that was hilarious

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pkstarstorm 0

I wish I had fat rolls like that. I'd store all kinds of crazy things in them.

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