By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 352
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Wow, really people? You all have ISSUES! Leave him alone! Jesus Christ just because he's overweight you all have to be a-holes?? Just because you're all Anorexic and Belemic doesn't mean you should bag on people who are fat. God.

I'm not anorexic or bulemic, and sure as hell not disgustingly fat. Anyways, OP, that's disgusting, but it's most likely fake, anyways. Or... "Today, the people of FML think that my FML about me being morbidly obese is fake. FML"

in scrubs dr Kelso says something that shows YDI. he is talking to an obese patient who doesn't wanna exercise and stuff and wants surgery and wants to go the easy way to unfatness. he says: nothing in this world worth having comes easy. so work hard and get rid of those fat rolls instead of going on the computer and FMLing about them.

Necrospacemonkey 0

Yeah, what Dr. Kelso says, don't FML about being fat. do something about it. I can say this because I used to be 400+lbs wearing a size 50 pants and 4xl shirts. I worked hard (sans drugs, or for you lames that don't know what sans means, without drugs) and am now 204lbs wearing size 36 pants and medium-large shirts (depending on the type of shirt). Only you can motivate yourself to correct the problem of being overweight. Just takes will power and dedication. YDI

candygrl122 0

o haha, srry but i had to say tht, i sent this fml to ALL of my friends, my advice?GO ON A DIET GOD, another Question WHY WAS A DIME UP THERE ANYWAY???

Losing weight isnt easy. But It's not going to happen sitting on your computer posting on FML.

aw. this is sad. I can send you the number for Jenny Craig if you want though!

I created an account just to tell you how stupid I think your comment was.