Love: Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due...

By Anonymous - 08/07/2015 20:50 - United States - Saddle River

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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By professorsdaughter - 19/06/2014 05:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2015 12:05

That's such a TV show thing to do haha

HerMischief 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 12:10

You should have had sex with him! And when your boyfriend asked about it you could have said "Well I thought it was you."

Comments

foxy_grampa 19

Thursday 9 July 2015 12:24

It's the thought that counts, right?

MrSassypants 33

Thursday 9 July 2015 12:25

The worst part is that it was his fraternal twin.

Emz1307 8

Thursday 9 July 2015 12:31

You should joke that in those last three dates your boyfriend looks nicer somehow ? It's sad he can't be there but it's probably his way of trying to keep you happy?

orsombre_fml 11

Thursday 9 July 2015 12:46

This is really creepy. Walk away, OP, your boyfriend has no respect for you.

Abhinow 7

Thursday 9 July 2015 13:35

stop crapping peoples life with breakup advice

TallMist 32

Thursday 9 July 2015 17:58

He's trying to make the OP not feel as bad, which means he's at least trying. No break up needed.

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 9 July 2015 13:17

Assuming that you wouldn't take notice is an insult to your intelligence. Shame on both of them.

ILikeKoalas 24

Thursday 9 July 2015 13:18

This is actually hilarious!

Abhinow 7

Thursday 9 July 2015 13:41

your boyfriend is awesome and a keeper. he will be there on day of your marriage even if he is in other side of world

organolithium_fml 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 13:41

Desperate move from your boyfriend who didn't want to upset you by cancelling a third time. Not a smart move, but well...

vikky538 28

Thursday 9 July 2015 13:54

The worst use of a twin brother...

Goblin182 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 13:55

You should have had sex with the brother. Then the next time you were with your BF tell him how amzing he was that night, so much better than all the other times. Tell him you liked that one special move.