Love: Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due...

By Anonymous - 08/07/2015 20:50 - United States - Saddle River

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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By professorsdaughter - 19/06/2014 05:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

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mikeman1744 18

Thursday 9 July 2015 12:05

That's such a TV show thing to do haha

HerMischief 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 12:10

You should have had sex with him! And when your boyfriend asked about it you could have said "Well I thought it was you."

Comments

nickl01 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 22:50

Considering I have a twin brother I need to try this

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 23:44

Here I am in your life, Here you are in mine. Yes, we have a suite life Most of the time. You and me got the world to see, So come on down. Just me and you, Know what to do. So come on down Is you and me, and me and you We got the whole place to ourselves You and me we got it all for free So come on down This is the suite life We've got a suite life

bchayes91 9

Friday 10 July 2015 0:04

I'm sorry, but that's just hilarious.

AfroFluff 23

Friday 10 July 2015 2:10

looks like their looks is not the only thing they have in common. I am sorry for yoi OP >:

Andrew4965 16

Friday 10 July 2015 2:10

Next date: "Are you ok? It's just that you were so much more fun on our last date!"

Jwaye2 7

Friday 10 July 2015 2:57

I feel this would be perfect to play along with the brother and next time you see your boyfriend thank him for such a great night and tell him he was amazing in bed. The look on his face would be priceless

trey600rr 22

Friday 10 July 2015 3:39

should have seen just how much alike they really are. lol

sallen14 8

Friday 10 July 2015 4:35

I would've slept with him and then at the end said 'tell *bfs name* I said hi!' And slam the door in his face.

sassy2085 16

Friday 10 July 2015 5:34

Just tell your boyfriend that OMG last night was amazing. Watch him freak out. Then say well next time you pull that stunt again I won't be just joking.