Love: Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due...

By Anonymous - 08/07/2015 20:50 - United States - Saddle River

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML

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By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Dannikins - 05/11/2020 01:01 - United States - San Antonio

Today, the guy I've been looking forward going on a date with had to cancel due to Covid. This wouldn't have been an issue, if I didn't see him later that night posting about him at a bar with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 20:35 - Netherlands

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By "bluebird97" - 28/12/2018 20:00

Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me 4 times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift 2 days in a row, apparently that is insensitive of me. FML

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By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that lunch with his guys was more important than spending time with me. This is the second year in a row that he has cancelled on me. How do I remember the date so well? It's my birthday. FML

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By professorsdaughter - 19/06/2014 05:28 - United States - Spokane

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

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Thursday 9 July 2015 12:05

That's such a TV show thing to do haha

HerMischief 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 12:10

You should have had sex with him! And when your boyfriend asked about it you could have said "Well I thought it was you."

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Afroman720 18

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:58

I'm no rocket scientist, but if the boyfriend thought that would work, why didn't he have his twin work for him so he could go on the date?

mwali02 32

Friday 10 July 2015 6:33

So that he wouldn't lose his job...

Makko 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:17

Imma twin... And that would suck... But it would be funny if it worked... But then I would be a dick...

LoZelda123 20

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:20

I'm amazed his twin went along with thay.. sorry OP :(

lvg_fml 10

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:44

You should have told him he looks hotter than usual and kiss him and say he's more passionate.

Llamunkey 7

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:17

Hopefully the sex was better ???

Mooglefox 23

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:17

What gave it away?

joshi42 16

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:20

Use both!

Sciath13 14

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:22

sounds kinda like something that would happen to me...

iz_real69 14

Thursday 9 July 2015 21:43

well at least you didn't go to third base and found out later, that would be all bad

Krwman 8

Thursday 9 July 2015 22:09

Maybe they've done it to you before and it worked??

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