Miscellaneous: Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be...

By badbirthday - 16/03/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By happyeffingbday202 - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML

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By ad4 - 31/01/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML

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By bestbirthdayever - 24/08/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML

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Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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reader1 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:50

Well, on a plus side...at least your parents started to care 16 years late?

lolol182 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:52

pelvic thrust?

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jpabely 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:21

bs, seriously.

xolotl 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:21

you usually don't find out until the day of that your parents are out of town?

cyndyv 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:25

thats gotta suck....haha kinda funny thow total FML for sure i mean..did the party still continue? haha

KyRidHEART 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 14:26

*though (~:

KyleOkposofan 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:26

Well if you go outside naked, you risk this happening.

JediMindTricksWS 2

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:27

Do you often tan nude? where do you live? Oh wait you're only 16, n/m

pommeblossom 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:32

Why would you decide to lay outside naked on your birthday?

imortal20 0

Friday 9 July 2010 20:10

Birthday self sex

wrestler_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:33

You better have had a giant c*ck, because girls have ****-star like expectations, and if they see an average-sized d*ck on somebody they don't already like, they'll surely be turned off. how do I know? Don't ask. ...sister troubles. haha my sis saw me coming out of the shower and laughed, until i pointed out that mine erect was just over 6", which (to her sad surprise) was above average, by .3 inches. She then proceeded to say she hoped her b/f wasn't like that or she'd dump him, and also that all the girls she knew thought that as well, except those who were disappointed when they saw THEIR boyfriends d*cks! its funny girls dont put 2 and 2 together. but at any rate, this guy is screwed unless he delivered.

soohungry 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:39

#21, I'm sure other people have told you already...but you're freakin' retarded...I live in Florida and I'm pretty damn sure it's not snowing here.

mich23 10

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:39

how do you (#38) know if its a girl or guy, b/c it doesnt say, so u r assuming. And its more likely to be a girl b/c more girls go tanning than guys

mlipro 0

Monday 8 March 2010 5:25

You fail. Under the FML it says the OP's username and gender.

Sir_Naff 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:42

Oh, #21, is where you live the only place in the world?? It was 90 degrees out here in Tucson, and some people live in the mysterious "Southern Hemisphere" where Summer is just coming to an end.