Birthday and Drugs: Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told...

By alrightsheryl - 28/03/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I called my parents and they told me that they found weed in the guest house, so they called my boarding school to drug test me. It wasn't my weed. They didn't even say, "Happy Birthday." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

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Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

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By ironyisabitch - 02/06/2012 05:43 - United States - Rohnert Park

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2021 15:01 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, after arriving, I was told that there will be mandatory drug tests for everybody at my work. Yesterday, I did joints at a friend's party, as it was her birthday. I'm fucked. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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By BigSister - 13/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, my 15 year-old sister came home at 4 a.m. totally stoned. My parents treated her really nicely and woke me up. I'm now grounded until I go college for being a bad influence. I volunteer at schools to talk about drug abuse. FML

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DeeJayD 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:35

Wait a minute. You're at boarding school. It was in the guest house. What's wrong with this picture? Your parents are either just assholes, or phenomenally stupid.

dudewithface 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:21

happy birthday :)

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EH_123 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 3:53

same thing happened to me on my 16th! except it was mine >.>

elliex3 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:13

hey 63- at least i know how to spell "higher" :D

carmel 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:20

Well that sucks....... Happy Birthday anyway! :) Whose weed was it?

carmel 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:22

Well that sucks..... Happy Birthday anyway! B+C=P (turn your head on the side, it's a little man. B are shoes, + is his body, C is his smile, = are his eyes and P is his cap) :D Whose weed was it? .......sorry, i posted that twice accidentally.

applejacks 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:16

just because you go to boarding school and have a guest house doesnt mean you are rich so stop assuming things and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

yesbutnotyou 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 19:44

that sucks, but at least it wasn't yours. hopefully your birthday got better.

rakhil11 7

Friday 17 April 2009 2:37

#41 is such an idiot HAPPY B-DAY!!! I FEEL SO SORRY 4 U!!! take a drug test 2 prove ur parents wrong, then remind them that it was ur b-day 2morrow. this is coming from a low-income household. and, if ur boarding school is the good kind, i'm happy 4 u 4 bing able 2 go there. unlike some asses on here.