Love: Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns... - FML

By Beanzbeanz - 09/07/2011 15:19 - Canada

Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 16:01 - United States

Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML

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By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By fmlgirl - 25/04/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML

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Happy… where d'he go?

By Lonely - 05/09/2021 04:59 - United States

Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML

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Decisions, decisions

By Anonymous - 16/11/2023 06:00

Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML

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Happy for you

By WhyMe - 03/08/2023 00:02

Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML

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You deserved it 956

By Amberizzle - 26/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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By heart broken - 29/12/2013 09:05 - United States

Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML

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iluvfmls456 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:58

next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him

Struedelmuffin 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:00

It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.

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a_kilichowski 2

Monday 11 July 2011 5:16

you should have sex with him one last time and crush his balls like in that one FML post then kill him :)

AceArctic 4

Monday 11 July 2011 5:48

YDI for saying 6 month anniversary... Aaaaaanyways, good luck with the next one?

Deathmatch56 0

Monday 11 July 2011 6:42

it's because he has a little penis...

blurrygirl23 0

Monday 11 July 2011 7:26

boo!! another example of why u can't trust men! sorry that happened to you!

littlesilver 0

Monday 11 July 2011 8:15

Well, it wasn't really an anniversary...that stuff is annual. Though it really sucks to know that he was cheating on his wife, with you and you had no knowledge of their relationship!

September_fox 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:53

A lot of couples celebrate a 1/2 year anniversary. It's not that uncommon, but you're right. Technically anniversaries only happen once in a full year.

iluvcrazipepl 9

Monday 11 July 2011 14:10

o_O WHAT THE HELL!!! F the wife's life and yours. btw I'd hire a ninja to kill him the ass.

MDFleetwood 0

Monday 11 July 2011 15:06

U should be ashamed of urself!

MDFleetwood 0

Monday 11 July 2011 16:35

I think its really sad that we just blame the man, u can't tell me u didn't know he was married. This is what our society has come to. Shame in both of u!

Pixie_styx89 15

Wednesday 26 June 2013 0:58

I've been in OP's situation. I only found out because his wife called him while he was in the shower and I answered thinking it was our mutual friend of the same name.

Karla537 0

Monday 11 July 2011 22:00

Ohh welll dump his ass

September_fox 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:49

I find myself wondering why this doesn't say "Today would have been the 6 month anniversary of my ex and I..." Seriously...he's a cheating dick... drop that guy, and warn his wife about him too if she doesn't know already.

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Today, out of the kindness of my heart, and so he wouldn't have to spend any money, I gave my ex-boyfriend my login information to my Vudu account. Big mistake. He logged me out of all devices, changed the password, and won't give me the new login information until I give him head. FML

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, I got a call from my girlfriend. In front of my wife. There was nowhere to run since we were in the car and my Bluetooth feature was on. My girlfriend’s phone had died and unbeknownst to me, she was calling from her mom’s phone, which is why I answered. I'm now walking home. It’s 5 miles away. FML

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Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML

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Today, my girlfriend made bacon sandwiches for lunch. I didn't want to be rude, but I couldn't help but mention that the bacon smelled and tasted weird. I thought it may have expired. She said not to worry because she used the dry bacon under the counter. Those were dog treats. FML

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Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML

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Today, I mixed up my chapstick and cork grease. Now my clarinet smells like cherries, and my lips smell like a gym floor. FML

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