Today is the second time a particular friend staying with us...

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By stinker's friend - 06/11/2017 04:14

Today is the second time a particular friend staying with us has used the shower. It is also the second time I have had to clean poop out of the drain a few hours after he used it before giving my kids a bath.

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user53658 15

Wednesday 8 November 2017 14:06

Is your friend named Dupree?

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 8 November 2017 14:49

Disgusting!

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user53658 15

Wednesday 8 November 2017 14:06

Is your friend named Dupree?

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 8 November 2017 14:49

Disgusting!

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