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By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

Forever alone?

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

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Foxy_On_Fire 21

Wednesday 15 February 2012 7:37

I feel ya I even wrote a poem about it

nabila21 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 7:42

Bish please forever alone day !!!

allforus 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 7:45

I'm married and I can guarantee mine was just as bad.

chengy4191 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 8:00

Ugh I no I hate all those stupid forever alone statuses on fb -.-

kateRAWR 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 9:53

Its not forever alone day its an excuse to get with a person u love and (if its a girl ) she will think ur really romantic !!!!!!!! ;) :)

KK3137 31

Wednesday 15 February 2012 12:30

Actually, it's single winner awareness day too :D

foofoo1237 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 15:11

Well it's single awareness day Or SAD

arbogas 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:35

for you, every day must feel like that, DYI!!!

Missy2612 11

Wednesday 15 February 2012 17:55

if you don't have a date for valentines, I hear that one can get pretty attached to geese..?

TodaysMonster 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 19:18

That's so S(L)AD...

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Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML

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Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML

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Today, I was pulled over by a policeman. He thought I was drunk, after doing the "walk in a straight line" test and the "finger-to-nose" test. It wasn't until after I got a fine that I got it through to him that I have cerebellar ataxia, and that I wasn't drunk. FML

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Today, I received an email telling me that the t-shirt I ordered almost a month ago as a Christmas present for my brother had finally been delivered. Unfortunately, it was delivered to my college dorm, which is 2 hours away. I won't be able to pick it up until mid-January. FML

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Today, I swung my arm with a product in my hand, and the product flew out of the packaging and hit an old lady on her head. FML

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Today, I found out that last night, when I drank a bit too much and blacked out, I freaked out about "losing my tampon in my vagina" and made my boyfriend fish through to look for it. I had already taken it out before then, and was too drunk to realize. He told me he almost called 911. FML

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Today, I realized that my husband's family hates me for something I did 10 years ago. When I was 18. I’m so done apologizing for it. My daughter does not deserve to see her mother treated like this. FML

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