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By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 23:00

Today, there's no recovering from this. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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Watching your prime go by

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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You deserved it 8 508

By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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Alexa, play "Repetition" by The Fall

By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

Forever alone?

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

Comments

cmanaus 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:32

Some of us like being single!

rifletwirler92 15

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:42

Meh, I think being in a relationship's overrated. Too much drama and whatnot.

baybay123lol 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:43

Blah.

power6053 4

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:49

Same. Forever Alone.jpg

chaoscreator 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:50

Ah the terrible case of loner disease don't worry there is a cure!!

Drakon_fml 7

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:58

No wonder with that attitude.

maylinlee9 3

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:17

vodka costs less than dinner for two. ;)

katerbug112768 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:23

I'm right there with ya...today was awful for me too.

aliciab394 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:40

We must combine!!! Come my fellow single losers!!!!!!!

ifight4freedom 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 4:43

I hear ya

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Today, a bee buzzed towards me, so I screamed and started frantically flailing and thrashing my arms, praying it wouldn't sting me. I threw my full cup of hot coffee in the face of the man next to me, and launched my laptop out of its bag and onto the pavement, where it broke in half. FML

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Today, there are rumors flying around my office that I hooked up with the guy who picks his nose and leaves boogers under tables. I didn't. Last night I took a shower at my boyfriend's place, who happens to use the exact same body wash and shampoo as the office outcast. FML

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Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

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Today, my sister, who used to be my best friend, texted me asking why we never talk anymore. Hmm, maybe it’s because she stopped answering my calls, texts, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, psychic reachings, and every other form of communication since she got a new boyfriend six months ago. FML

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Today, my wife blames me for our son having a “posh” accent, because she thinks he’ll be bullied at school. I’m a Yorkshireman and use “ey up”, “ow do” , “pillock” and “arse” in everyday conversation, whereas my wife was raised in Oxford, I doubt I’m the one making our son sound posh. FML

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Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mirror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML

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