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By crazytown62 - 14/02/2012 15:32 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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By poorgary - 18/12/2008 11:46 - France

Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2020 23:00

Today, there's no recovering from this. FML

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By readytomingle - 15/07/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML

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By happybirthday - 26/09/2011 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML

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Watching your prime go by

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 18:01 - United States - Verona

Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML

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By buddy - 26/01/2009 14:58 - United States

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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By catlady - 09/01/2012 16:56 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 02:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up and realized it's still 2020. It's like Groundhog Day. FML

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viccheergirl 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

Forever alone?

ragingdepression 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:43

welcome to the forever alone club please sign the guest book

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maddysayshitoyou 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:26

For me to):

jengers115 10

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:26

Valentine's day is stupid and ******* pointless. Shouldn't you show love to someone you are in love with every day you can? I mean seriously. OP don't get too down...you will find someone eventually.

returnpolicy5 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:33

I'm not the only one :/

coepuffs 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:38

Singles Awareness Day=SAD. Happy SAD!

thebaibai26 12

Wednesday 15 February 2012 0:56

Happy Single's Awareness Day! I know how it feels...

bluebull107 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 1:24

Lol...NOT FOR ME...but I love you guys too :)

hannahfran45 6

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:09

Forever alone....your sadly not the only one.

agentschmidt 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:21

I thought I was the only one.... Lol

MIDMichele 5

Wednesday 15 February 2012 2:54

No! It's SAD! Single Awareness Day. You probably just haven't found the right one.

Blacksabbath211 9

Wednesday 15 February 2012 3:03

Don't worry, I love you:)

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